Class Will
- I, DAVE ALDRICH, bequeath one of my 247 freckles to Cheryl Duer.
- I, DORENE BAKANOWICZ, bequeath my 1966 crush to Mark "Boner" Adams.
- I, LARRY ALDRIDGE, bequeath my dare-devil desperation hurdles in football when about to be tackled to Doug Hargers.
- I, SUE BERNARD, bequeath my tomato covered Volkswagen to the entire Junior class.
- I, ROGER "STYMIE" ANDERSON, bequeath my basketball abilities on Bilz's court to Phil VanHouten.
- I, MARILYN will my BOLLES to Sue Hartman's future kitchen.
- I, TOM VANDERLEE, bequeath my paper route to one of the Twas.
- I, BARB CURRIE, bequeath my sports writing ability to Don Badcon.
- I, KEN BERRY, bequeath my All Conference stride to Mr. Hall.
- I, JULIE FELBER, bequeath my punctuality in Physics class to any Junior wishing to have a lot of tardy marks on his "ranking card."
- I, KEN BROSS, bequeath my Hollander jokes to Mrs. VanDyke.
- I, GAIL FITZPATRICK, bequeath my double-dip chocolate cone to Mr. DeVries.
- I, DICK BROWN, bequeath my ideal relations with the faculty to any Junior desiring to chalk up a few "brownie" points.
- I, DONNA GLEASON, will my famous legs to the Biology Department for future experiments.
- I, DAVE CAMPBELL, give my view at parades to Mickey Nehr.
- I, RUTH GUIGELAAR, bequeath my efficiency at the National Honor Society Officers.
- I, TIM CAMPBELL, bequeath my archery ability to Robin Hood.
- I, LINDA HOLLAND, bequeath my buds to Mr. Rose.
- I, JIM CHAPIN, bequeath my trips to the Hackley Library to anyone talented enough to forge an I.D. card.
- I, SUE MCOMBER, give my crutches to the Ski Club for future dare-devils.
- I, JIM CHRISTMAN, bequeath my "Fireball Roberts" driving technique to Toni Loman.
- I, KATHY PECK, bequeath my impersonal involvement in everyone's affairs to the Commercial Department.
- I, DOUG COOK, bequeath my way with the women to Roy Johnson.
- I, JACK DITMAR, bequeath my puns to another punny fellow.
- I, MARTHA SMITH, bequeath my bridal bouquet to Karen Hardy.
- I, DENIEN UMPHREY, bequeath my "umph" to anyone who needs the momentum.
- I, STEVE DONNER, bequeath my physics ability to some aspiring junior.
- I, GEORGIA YONKER, leave. . . for State!
- I, HAL "Louie Satchmo Armstrong" HANSEN, bequeath my hot lips to Steve "Al Hirt" Fuller.
- I, ARLENE FRANS, bequeath my infamous knee socks to the high school trophy case.
- I, STEVE DIXON, bequeath my iridescent orange socks to go beside Arlen's in the trophy case.
- I, MARY YAGER, gladly bequeath my robust red complexion to Ann Kiraly.
- I, TOM KOPECKY, bequeath my resounding bad-er voice to Dave Buikema.
- I, LINDA bequeath my TOLBOLTS to the auto mechanics class.
- I, LYNN OFFRINGA, bequeath "Myrtle" to "Joe's."
- I, PETE MACDONALD, bequeath my renowned jeep convertible to "Joe's" too, so "Myrtle" won't be lonely.
- I, GARY ODMARK, bequeath my artistic abilities to Playboy.
- I, SHELLY MCKENZIE, bequeath my spelling abilities to Noah Webster and Miss LVB.
- I, LEE POULIN, bequeath my "catch me if you can" sprint to Batman.
- I, BARB HUTSON, bequeath the shiny little rock on my left finger to Sue Dykstra, in case Craig doesn't eventually come through.
- I, GREG PARKER, bequeath my talent on skis to Rita Lloyd.
- I, PATSY MASTENBROOK, bequeath my swing to the elementary playground.
- I, GLENN SCHINDLEBECK, bequeath my dad's dog-tags to Rin-Tin-Tin.
- I, CAIT MCQUIRE, bequeath my joys and sorrows of a light board operator to Lenny Horton.
- I, TED SCHMIDT, bequeath my undying love and devotion to my next door neighbor.
- I, SANDY RACE, bequeath my roller skates to Paula Czinder.
- I, DALE STORDAHL, bequeath my nick-name "Storke" to the Grand Haven maternity ward.
- We, The Senior Class, will JULIE KOOIMAN to the Flying Dutchmen.
- I, MIKE MUMMERT, bequeath my "Shell" coveralls to next year's musical stage manager.
- I, MIKE ADAMS, will my classroom capers to Bob Platt.
- I, KRIS TWA, bequeath my artistic abilities to Mr. Brooks.
- I, JACQUES MARTELL, will my cowboy boots to Buck Berry.
- I, MARCIA MILLER, bequeath my stock of seam rippers back to all the girls who have lost some.
- I, STAN SMITH, bequeath my can opener to Howie Boeve.
- I, CHARLES MATTHEWSON, would bequeath my skate board, except that next to Smitty's can opener, it's my favorite toy.
- I, KATHY VANDERWALL, bequeath myself to Grand Valley.
- I, LARRY MILLER, will my bell-bottom pants and polka-dot shirt to File 13.
- I, JUDY WHITING, will my desire — "Buster Brown, teach me to tie my shoes" — to Peanuts.
- I, LEWIS SHORT, bequeath my clothing allowance to the Federal Government to help us get out of debt.
- I, LAURIE RYCENGA, bequeath the old convertible to anyone who wants to lose in the drags.
- I, DAVE TENBRINK, will the "Bear" to Mr. Hickman for future use.
- I, MARGERY MCCALL, bequeath my Avanti editorship to the school shutterbug — Gary Bailey.
- I, JAN SICKTERMAN, will my private parking place in Chisholm's yard to anyone desiring to leave during the noon hour.
- I, PENNY WILSON, will my false tooth to the girl with a locker down by the Biology Department who hasn't a real one yet.
- I, DON FRINTZ, will my romantic life to "True Romance" comics.
- I, MICHELE HARTUNG, will my chaotic locker to anyone who dares open it.
- I, MARTIN CZINDER, bequeath my green thumb to Mr. Eberback for his tomato plants.
- I, PAT KNUE, will my canoe to Bauman's Marina.
- I, RON ROSSO, bequeath my striking ability to anyone who wants his dad to buy him a new GTO.
- I, BARBARA ROSE JOHNSON, bequeath my rose to be awarded to the queen of Ottawa County.
- I, JACK START, will my yuk-yuk to Gene Connors.
- I, CINDY MAGNUSON, bequeath my star gazed look to Cheryl Pitcher.
- I, MARK KELLEY, bequeath my star gazed look to Doug Boyink.
- I, KARY REGELIN, bequeath my looped earrings to the missionary society of Africa for bartering purposes.
- I, GREG WATTERS, bequeath my H₂O to the Chemistry Department.
- I, DELORES DIEDRICH, bequeath my "Big D" to the Drewrey's mountie.
- I, LARRY BELD, bequeath my J.A. presidency to Caroline Damm.
- I, CAROLINE JOHNSON, bequeath my typing ability to Mr. Miller.
- I, ED "Tennessee" WARREN, bequeath my nickname to any "Pea-pickin" Jr.
- I, BARBARA J. JOHNSON, bequeath Nellie's booz to Frank.
- I, DOUG JOSLYN, leave my salmon pink T-Bird to any Jr. needing a little color in his life.
- I, DARLENE MEYER, bequeath my "darling" name to any junior who can use it.
- I, DAVE MADISON, bequeath my pilot's license to Steve Schaap for his low flying.
- I, JENNIFER SCOTT, bequeath my naive nature to Karen Merchant.
- I, RICH LEMKE, will my "whadda you know" to Tom Keenan.
- I, DAVE VANWOERKOM, bequeath my "dimps" to Patti Brye.
- I, CHARLES HARDY, bequeath my milk puncher back to Mr. Nienhouse.
- I, ULLA NIELSEN, bequeath my Ulla-hoop to the stock piles of old fads.
- I, JOHN SIEMION, bequeath my black bomb to Mr. Sorenson.
- I, DONNA TUIN, bequeath my tune to Mr. Luoma.
- I, GARY SLAGER, bequeath my saddle-sores to Mellissa Brown.
- I, KAY RETTINHOUSE, bequeath my mystery sailor charm to my mystery sailor.
- I, JEFF CROWELL, bequeath anything the will committee wants to give of mine.
- I, JAYNE VANPELT, bequeath my pelts to any fur trader.
- I, DWANE DALLAS, bequeath my Dwane to Bilz's Plumbing.
- I, LEE ANN JOHNSON, bequeath my occasional frosting flaws to the girls running around with orange spots on their heads.
- I, BRUCE CHRISTMAN, bequeath my Sir Lancelot humility to Cassius Clay.
- I, MARTHA WILTERDINK, bequeath my many shades to my varying personal likes and dislikes.
- I, ERIC VINK, bequeath my strawberry blonde locks to Dr. Jorba.
