• I, DAVE ALDRICH, bequeath one of my 247 freckles to Cheryl Duer.
• I, DORENE BAKANOWICZ, bequeath my 1966 crush to Mark "Boner" Adams.
• I, LARRY ALDRIDGE, bequeath my dare-devil desperation hurdles in football when about to be tackled to Doug Hargers.
• I, SUE BERNARD, bequeath my tomato covered Volkswagen to the entire Junior class.
• I, ROGER "STYMIE" ANDERSON, bequeath my basketball abilities on Bilz's court to Phil VanHouten.
• I, MARILYN will my BOLLES to Sue Hartman's future kitchen.
• I, TOM VANDERLEE, bequeath my paper route to one of the Twas.
• I, BARB CURRIE, bequeath my sports writing ability to Don Badcon.
• I, KEN BERRY, bequeath my All Conference stride to Mr. Hall.
• I, JULIE FELBER, bequeath my punctuality in Physics class to any Junior wishing to have a lot of tardy marks on his "ranking card."
• I, KEN BROSS, bequeath my Hollander jokes to Mrs. VanDyke.
• I, GAIL FITZPATRICK, bequeath my double-dip chocolate cone to Mr. DeVries.
• I, DICK BROWN, bequeath my ideal relations with the faculty to any Junior desiring to chalk up a few "brownie" points.
• I, DONNA GLEASON, will my famous legs to the Biology Department for future experiments.
• I, DAVE CAMPBELL, give my view at parades to Mickey Nehr.
• I, RUTH GUIGELAAR, bequeath my efficiency at the National Honor Society Officers.
• I, TIM CAMPBELL, bequeath my archery ability to Robin Hood.
• I, LINDA HOLLAND, bequeath my buds to Mr. Rose.
• I, JIM CHAPIN, bequeath my trips to the Hackley Library to anyone talented enough to forge an I.D. card.
• I, SUE MCOMBER, give my crutches to the Ski Club for future dare-devils.
• I, JIM CHRISTMAN, bequeath my "Fireball Roberts" driving technique to Toni Loman.
• I, KATHY PECK, bequeath my impersonal involvement in everyone's affairs to the Commercial Department.
• I, DOUG COOK, bequeath my way with the women to Roy Johnson.
• I, JACK DITMAR, bequeath my puns to another punny fellow.
• I, MARTHA SMITH, bequeath my bridal bouquet to Karen Hardy.
• I, DENIEN UMPHREY, bequeath my "umph" to anyone who needs the momentum.
• I, STEVE DONNER, bequeath my physics ability to some aspiring junior.
• I, GEORGIA YONKER, leave. . . for State!
• I, HAL "Louie Satchmo Armstrong" HANSEN, bequeath my hot lips to Steve "Al Hirt" Fuller.
• I, ARLENE FRANS, bequeath my infamous knee socks to the high school trophy case.
• I, STEVE DIXON, bequeath my iridescent orange socks to go beside Arlen's in the trophy case.
• I, MARY YAGER, gladly bequeath my robust red complexion to Ann Kiraly.
• I, TOM KOPECKY, bequeath my resounding bad-er voice to Dave Buikema.
• I, LINDA bequeath my TOLBOLTS to the auto mechanics class.
• I, LYNN OFFRINGA, bequeath "Myrtle" to "Joe's."
• I, PETE MACDONALD, bequeath my renowned jeep convertible to "Joe's" too, so "Myrtle" won't be lonely.
• I, GARY ODMARK, bequeath my artistic abilities to Playboy.
• I, SHELLY MCKENZIE, bequeath my spelling abilities to Noah Webster and Miss LVB.
• I, LEE POULIN, bequeath my "catch me if you can" sprint to Batman.
• I, BARB HUTSON, bequeath the shiny little rock on my left finger to Sue Dykstra, in case Craig doesn't eventually come through.
• I, GREG PARKER, bequeath my talent on skis to Rita Lloyd.
• I, PATSY MASTENBROOK, bequeath my swing to the elementary playground.
• I, GLENN SCHINDLEBECK, bequeath my dad's dog-tags to Rin-Tin-Tin.
• I, CAIT MCQUIRE, bequeath my joys and sorrows of a light board operator to Lenny Horton.
• I, TED SCHMIDT, bequeath my undying love and devotion to my next door neighbor.
• I, SANDY RACE, bequeath my roller skates to Paula Czinder.
• I, DALE STORDAHL, bequeath my nick-name "Storke" to the Grand Haven maternity ward.
• We, The Senior Class, will JULIE KOOIMAN to the Flying Dutchmen.
• I, MIKE MUMMERT, bequeath my "Shell" coveralls to next year's musical stage manager.
• I, MIKE ADAMS, will my classroom capers to Bob Platt.
• I, KRIS TWA, bequeath my artistic abilities to Mr. Brooks.
• I, JACQUES MARTELL, will my cowboy boots to Buck Berry.
• I, MARCIA MILLER, bequeath my stock of seam rippers back to all the girls who have lost some.
• I, STAN SMITH, bequeath my can opener to Howie Boeve.
• I, CHARLES MATTHEWSON, would bequeath my skate board, except that next to Smitty's can opener, it's my favorite toy.
• I, KATHY VANDERWALL, bequeath myself to Grand Valley.
• I, LARRY MILLER, will my bell-bottom pants and polka-dot shirt to File 13.
• I, JUDY WHITING, will my desire — "Buster Brown, teach me to tie my shoes" — to Peanuts.
• I, LEWIS SHORT, bequeath my clothing allowance to the Federal Government to help us get out of debt.
• I, LAURIE RYCENGA, bequeath the old convertible to anyone who wants to lose in the drags.
• I, DAVE TENBRINK, will the "Bear" to Mr. Hickman for future use.
• I, MARGERY MCCALL, bequeath my Avanti editorship to the school shutterbug — Gary Bailey.
• I, JAN SICKTERMAN, will my private parking place in Chisholm's yard to anyone desiring to leave during the noon hour.
• I, PENNY WILSON, will my false tooth to the girl with a locker down by the Biology Department who hasn't a real one yet.
• I, DON FRINTZ, will my romantic life to "True Romance" comics.
• I, MICHELE HARTUNG, will my chaotic locker to anyone who dares open it.
• I, MARTIN CZINDER, bequeath my green thumb to Mr. Eberback for his tomato plants.
• I, PAT KNUE, will my canoe to Bauman's Marina.
• I, RON ROSSO, bequeath my striking ability to anyone who wants his dad to buy him a new GTO.
• I, BARBARA ROSE JOHNSON, bequeath my rose to be awarded to the queen of Ottawa County.
• I, JACK START, will my yuk-yuk to Gene Connors.
• I, CINDY MAGNUSON, bequeath my star gazed look to Cheryl Pitcher.
• I, MARK KELLEY, bequeath my star gazed look to Doug Boyink.
• I, KARY REGELIN, bequeath my looped earrings to the missionary society of Africa for bartering purposes.
• I, GREG WATTERS, bequeath my H₂O to the Chemistry Department.
• I, DELORES DIEDRICH, bequeath my "Big D" to the Drewrey's mountie.
• I, LARRY BELD, bequeath my J.A. presidency to Caroline Damm.
• I, CAROLINE JOHNSON, bequeath my typing ability to Mr. Miller.
• I, ED "Tennessee" WARREN, bequeath my nickname to any "Pea-pickin" Jr.
• I, BARBARA J. JOHNSON, bequeath Nellie's booz to Frank.
• I, DOUG JOSLYN, leave my salmon pink T-Bird to any Jr. needing a little color in his life.
• I, DARLENE MEYER, bequeath my "darling" name to any junior who can use it.
• I, DAVE MADISON, bequeath my pilot's license to Steve Schaap for his low flying.
• I, JENNIFER SCOTT, bequeath my naive nature to Karen Merchant.
• I, RICH LEMKE, will my "whadda you know" to Tom Keenan.
• I, DAVE VANWOERKOM, bequeath my "dimps" to Patti Brye.
• I, CHARLES HARDY, bequeath my milk puncher back to Mr. Nienhouse.
• I, ULLA NIELSEN, bequeath my Ulla-hoop to the stock piles of old fads.
• I, JOHN SIEMION, bequeath my black bomb to Mr. Sorenson.
• I, DONNA TUIN, bequeath my tune to Mr. Luoma.
• I, GARY SLAGER, bequeath my saddle-sores to Mellissa Brown.
• I, KAY RETTINHOUSE, bequeath my mystery sailor charm to my mystery sailor.
• I, JEFF CROWELL, bequeath anything the will committee wants to give of mine.
• I, JAYNE VANPELT, bequeath my pelts to any fur trader.
• I, DWANE DALLAS, bequeath my Dwane to Bilz's Plumbing.
• I, LEE ANN JOHNSON, bequeath my occasional frosting flaws to the girls running around with orange spots on their heads.
• I, BRUCE CHRISTMAN, bequeath my Sir Lancelot humility to Cassius Clay.
• I, MARTHA WILTERDINK, bequeath my many shades to my varying personal likes and dislikes.
• I, ERIC VINK, bequeath my strawberry blonde locks to Dr. Jorba.